Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!
Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!
Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!
Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!
Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!
Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!
Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!
Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!

Funny AND PROTECTIVE 'Can't Touch This' Toddler Tee - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!

Regular price
$24.99
Sale price
$22.49

Here's the EASIEST way to KEEP ALL HANDS OFF YOUR KID…

...while simultaneously making them laugh! 🤣

Seriously, it's a tough feat to keep everyone's dirty mitts off your kids without sounding like a fully crazy self-quarantiner! But this shirt handles it all for ya!

It starts sassy, gets serious, and ends with a hearty laugh. 🙌

Grab one for your friend who has a little one at home during these wild #SocialDistancing days. It's guaranteed to be a massive hit or your money back. Seriously... they will LOVE it.

 

😂 "CORONACATION" LAUGHS GALORE - Easily one of the most unique, TIMELY kid shirts they can wear right now while on self-isolation and self-quarantine. We can all use a little more laughter in our lives right now!

 THE PERFECT MEMENTO OF A CRAZY TIME - We won't soon forget these unprecedented times but, once time passes and they feel like a part of our past, this toddler tee will make a great memento.

📏 LOTS OF SIZING OPTIONS FOR A GREAT FIT - Check out the sizing chart below to scoop the perfect fit.

🤗 SO COMFY THEY WON'T WANNA TAKE IT OFF - Pre-shrunk, extremely comfortable, and a great fit to keep your child happy. Mom and dad seriously won't want to take it off... which is fine because ain't no guests coming over anyhow!

 💯 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE - Buy now RISK & WORRY-FREE and if you don't like it, you don't pay for it. We stand behind the things we create, have a full-time support staff that's available to you anytime, and are here for anything you need.

 

🔸--------- CAN'T GO WRONG --------- 🔸

Every parent needs a few funny kid shirts in their child's wardrobe. Commemorate this wild time during Coronavirus self-quarantines with a tee that is guaranteed to make the reader laugh out loud...

 ...While ALSO telling them to stay the heck away from my kid! haha

Not only that...

It also feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch... which makes it super comfortable.

Whether it's for your kiddo or a gift, scoop one now and take #1 spot on the gift-front with this hilarious toddler shirt.

 

🔸--------- ITEM SUMMARY --------- 🔸

 Material:

 • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
 • Pre-shrunk fabric
 • Relaxed fit
 *Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Size guide:

2T: 12” width x 15 1/2” length / Fits Weight: 30-33 lbs / EUR size 92 / Years 2

3T: 13” width x 16 1/2” length / Fits Weight: 33-36 lbs / EUR size 98 / Years 3

4T: 14” width x 17 1/2” length / Fits Weight: 36-40 lbs / EUR size 104 / Years 4

5T 15” width x 18 1/2” length / Fits Weight: 40-50 lbs / EUR size 110 / Years 5


🔸--------- MORE ON THIS TODDLER TEE --------- 🔸

 Let's be real (and as a parent of little ones I can say this)...

...new parents are crazy. I think the term 'helicopter parent' comes to mind. 😝

The thing is - they don't want to be crazy but they can't help it! And that's why we made this toddler tee…

...because it's the most hilarious way for that crazy parent to keep all dirty hands off their kiddo... while also bringing back that humor they love!

So no matter the parent, you really can't go wrong with a funny tee like this one!

 

🔸------- PREPARATION AND PROCESSING TIME ------- 🔸

Processing for all our goods - whether it's a personalized piece or not - may take up to 5 business days. That said, most of our orders go out within 1-3 business days! For shipping times, please see the section below.

 

 🔸--------- SHIPPING TIME --------- 🔸

 - DOMESTIC (U.S.): 3 - 5 business days

 - INTERNATIONAL: 7 - 14 business days

 Therefore, it generally takes 4 - 8 business days (PROCESSING + SHIPPING) after the order date to receive your order in the US, but can take up to 10 business days (although normally comes earlier).

Please note: the "ship by" date on your invoice is NOT the actual "delivery" date. The "ship by" date is when your package leaves our studio. The "delivery date" is when it lands on your doorstep. :)

Grab one now and make everyone who reads it laugh!