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    Hilarious 'Can't Touch This' #SocialDistancing Shirt For Women - Great Fit, Super Comfy

    $23.99 $29.99
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    This woman's tee starts off sassy, gets serious, and ends with a hearty laugh. 🤣

    Perfect for your friend taking #SocialDistancing serious in your life because it fills a tough time with a few more smiles and chuckles (which are MUCH needed right now!).

    ... Or just as good to grab one for every member of your weekly "video wine chat" crew to remember how you all stuck together, even if you had to do it through video chat for a while!

    Perfect as a hilarious gift or to toss on during your next video hangout with friends for a funny surprise they'll wish they owned too (it's okay, share the link, they can have one too. 😉).

    😂 "CORONACATION" LAUGHS GALORE - Easily one of the most unique, TIMELY t-shirts you can wear right now while on self-isolation and self-quarantine. We can all use a little more laughter in our lives right now!

    ✨ THE PERFECT MEMENTO OF A CRAZY TIME - We won't soon forget these unprecedented times but, once time passes and they feel like a part of our past, this shirt will make a great memento and - just as importantly - how you handled it like a champ with good humor!

    📏 MADE FOR WOMEN MAKES IT A GREAT FIT - Sizing made easy so it's a t-shirt for any woman in your life (or yourself!). Check out the sizing chart below to scoop the perfect fit.

    🤗 SO COMFY YOU WON'T WANNA TAKE IT OFF - Pre-shrunk, extremely comfortable, and a great fit for both men and women. You seriously won't want to take it off... which is fine because ain't no guests coming over anyhow!

    💯 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE - Buy now RISK & WORRY-FREE and if you don't like it, you don't pay for it. We stand behind the things we create, have a full-time support staff that's available to you anytime, and are here for anything you need.


    🔸--------- CAN'T GO WRONG --------- 🔸

    Every woman needs a few funny shirts in their wardrobe. Commemorate this wild time during Coronavirus self-quarantines with a shirt that is guaranteed to make the reader laugh out loud...

    ... While ALSO telling them to stay the heck away! haha

    Not only that...

    It also feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch... which makes it comfortable and flattering.

    Whether it's for you or for a gift. Scoop one now and lead the pack on this funny t-shirt.

    🔸--------- ITEM SUMMARY --------- 🔸

    • 100% jersey knit
    • Pre-shrunk fabric so you don't have to worry about the wash!
    • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Classic fit

    Size guide:

      S M L XL
    Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼
    Height (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28


    🔸--------- MORE ON THIS SHIRT --------- 🔸

    Know somebody who's really taking this crisis to heart? Scoop them a t-shirt and help bring a little light into these darker days.

    The best part?

    This 'Can't Touch This! (No seriously, don't touch me.)' tee will, hopefully, make them loosen up a bit (but not too much!) while also allowing them to tell the world to stay at a safe distance in a fun way.

    Or it will make the perfect gift for your entire 'video chat wine night' crew! Something for everyone to remember how you were still all best friends, even though you had to do it through your phone for a while.

    Whoever it's for, you really can't go wrong with a funny shirt like this one!


    Processing for all our goods - whether it's a personalized piece or not - may take up to 5 business days. That said, most of our orders go out within 1-3 business days! For shipping times, please see the section below.

    🔸--------- SHIPPING TIME --------- 🔸

    - DOMESTIC (U.S.): 3 - 5 business days
    - INTERNATIONAL: 7 - 14 business days

    Therefore, it generally takes 4 - 8 business days (PROCESSING + SHIPPING) after the order date to receive your order in the US, but can take up to 10 business days (although normally comes earlier).

    Please note: the "ship by" date on your invoice is NOT the actual "delivery" date. The "ship by" date is when your package leaves our studio. The "delivery date" is when it lands on your doorstep. :)

    Grab one now and make your girls laugh!

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