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    Funny 'Can't Touch This' Baby One Piece - #SocialDistancing At Its Finest!

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    ... while simultaneously making them laugh! 🤣

    Seriously, it's a tough feat to keep everyone's dirty mitts off the baby without sounding like a fully crazy self-quarantiner! But this one piece handles it all for ya!

    It starts off sassy, gets serious, and ends with a hearty laugh. 🙌

    Grab one for your friend who has a little one at home during these wild #SocialDistancing days. It's guaranteed to be a massive hit or your money back. Seriously... they will LOVE it.

    😂 "CORONACATION" LAUGHS GALORE - Easily one of the most unique, TIMELY baby shirts they can wear right now while on self-isolation and self-quarantine. We can all use a little more laughter in our lives right now!

    ✨ THE PERFECT MEMENTO OF A CRAZY TIME - We won't soon forget these unprecedented times but, once time passes and they feel like a part of our past, this baby one piece will make a great memento for the parents.

    📏 LOTS OF SIZING OPTIONS FOR A GREAT FIT - Sizing made easy so it's an infant or baby one-piece for any baby. Check out the sizing chart below to scoop the perfect fit.

    🤗 SO COMFY THEY WON'T WANNA TAKE IT OFF - Pre-shrunk, extremely comfortable, and a great fit to keep that baby happy. Mom and dad seriously won't want to take it off... which is fine because ain't no guests coming over anyhow!

    💯 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE - Buy now RISK & WORRY-FREE and if you don't like it, you don't pay for it. We stand behind the things we create, have a full-time support staff that's available to you anytime, and are here for anything you need.


    🔸--------- CAN'T GO WRONG --------- 🔸

    Every parent needs a few funny baby shirts in their wardrobe. Commemorate this wild time during Coronavirus self-quarantines with a bodysuit that is guaranteed to make the reader laugh out loud...

    ... While ALSO telling them to stay the heck away from my baby! haha

    Not only that...

    It also feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch... which makes it super comfortable.

    Whether it's for your kiddo or for a gift, scoop one now and take #1 spot on the gift-front with this hilarious baby body suit.

    🔸--------- ITEM SUMMARY --------- 🔸

    • 100% soft cotton so it's easy on the baby's sensitive skin
    • Comfortable envelope neckline
    • Three snap leg closure

    Size guide:

      3-6M 6-12M 12-18M 18-24M
    Width (inches) 9 3/8 9 7/8 10 3/8 10 7/8
    Fits Baby Length (inches) 20-25 25-28 28-30 30-32
    Fits Baby Weight (lbs) (lbs) 12-16 16-22 22-27 27-30


    🔸--------- MORE ON THIS BABY ONE PIECE --------- 🔸

    Let's be real (and as a parent of little ones I can say this)...

    ... new parents are crazy. I think the term 'helicopter parent' comes to mind. 😝

    The thing is - they don't want to be crazy but they can't help it! And that's why we made this baby one piece...

    ... because it's the most hilarious way for that crazy parent to keep all dirty hands off their fresh kiddo... while also bringing back that humor they love!

    So no matter the parent, you really can't go wrong with a funny baby tee like this one!


    Processing for all our goods - whether it's a personalized piece or not - may take up to 5 business days. That said, most of our orders go out within 1-3 business days! For shipping times, please see the section below.

    🔸--------- SHIPPING TIME --------- 🔸

    - DOMESTIC (U.S.): 3 - 5 business days
    - INTERNATIONAL: 7 - 14 business days

    Therefore, it generally takes 4 - 8 business days (PROCESSING + SHIPPING) after the order date to receive your order in the US, but can take up to 10 business days (although normally comes earlier).

    Please note: the "ship by" date on your invoice is NOT the actual "delivery" date. The "ship by" date is when your package leaves our studio. The "delivery date" is when it lands on your doorstep. :)

    Grab one now and make everyone who reads it laugh!

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